Cell C restructuring agency agreements

by Herman Manson (@marklives) Cell C is in negotiations to restructure its agency agreements. Karin Fourie Executive Head: Communications at Cell C, told MarkLives that “We are in discussions with all of our advertising agencies about possibly restructuring our cellclogoagreements but these discussions are confidential between the parties and so at this stage we cannot provide further information.  We can, however, confirm that we are satisfied with their performance.”

Fourie confirmed that the account is not out to pitch.

Cell C uses Trigger/Isobar and Ogilvy Johannesburg. Earlier this year it froze an account move and cancelled a pitch on which it had already announced two high profile winners which caused an outcry from the ad industry and prompted agency heads to question the rules governing agency pitches.

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Oreo gets Licked and Liked

What could be less controversial than the iconic Oreo cookie? Well, try an Oreo with rainbow crème filling. Nabisco, a division of Kraft Foods made a calculated marketing move in June 2012—which amongst other things is LGBT Pride month—by posting an image of a pro-pride cookie on their Facebook page. By Oresti Patricios, CEO Ornico

The imaginary cookie had a six-layer rainbow-coloured filling, reminiscent of the pride flag; below was the simple text: “June 25 | Pride”. It went viral, and attracted kudos from the LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender) community.

Within 24 hours, the company’s Facebook post had 177 000 likes, 52 000 shares and 22 463 comments. There were negative remarks from anti-gay commentators, but most of the comments were supportive of Oreo’s marketing intent. And the debate has resulted in free publicity for the product, made by Nabisco, a brand owned by Kraft.

Kraft is the world’s second largest food company with annual revenues of $54.4 billion. Twelve of the company’s brands—including Cadbury, Jacobs, Nabisco, Trident and Tang—generate revenue of more than $1 billion annually. But there was a bit of a backlash after the Facebook love. The negative voices grew in loudness when an organisation known as One Million Moms, affiliated to the American Family Association, said that “siding with radical homosexuals” would alienate many Oreo-loving families. From a Republican and more conservative market came the warning that “if Christians cannot find corporate neutrality with Kraft they will vote with their pocketbook”. One Million Moms was calling for a boycott from its members.

Oresti LGBT supporters hit back, vowing to purchase more of the chocolate snack to make up for lost sales. And Kraft Foods defended the Oreo image in a media release. “As a company, Kraft Foods has a proud history of celebrating diversity and inclusiveness,” they said. “We feel the Oreo ad is a fun reflection of our values.” Kraft put their money where their mouth is – they subscribe to gender-equality in the workplace, and LGBT employees get a bonus to compensate for a tax break that married couples get.

Kraft is not alone: the debate around gay marriage in America, which has been one of the main topics in the Obama presidency, has seen several responses from other companies with progressive policies. JC Penney, who recently drew the ire of conservatives when they hired Ellen DeGeneres as a spokesperson, featured same-sex couples in their Mother’s and Father’s Day campaigns; Gap had two young men inside one snug T-shirt with the slogan “Be One”; and Ben and Jerry’s launched an ice-cream flavour called Apple-y Ever After, featuring a tuxedoed male couple on a rainbow-ribboned cake.

This may just be a strategic attempt to chase the “pink dollar”, and generally marketers agree that it’s a good idea to be inclusive in your marketing. Whatever way you look at it, the strategy seems to be working. Perhaps Oreo’s brand champions know that even those moms who agree with the OMM stand will shrug and give in when in the supermarket and Junior nags for his favourite sweet snack. After all, it’s a brand that can’t be licked and kids who walk past the biscuits they love can be persuasive.

Oreo’s marketing move has a strong lesson for markets like South Africa which is divided by these kinds of gender and political questions. Locally brands are a lot more conservative in their marketing, but hopefully this will change as businesses realise that they must become more active in driving societal change.

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BBC interview with father of Chad le Clos and why it is a loss for the free Internet

by Herman Manson (@marklives)  In a stunning victory South African swimmer Chad le Clos took gold in the 200m butterfly at London 2012. Le Clos’s father, Bert, was being interviewed by the BBC shortly after Le Clos received his medal. His father, emotional and excited at once, gave an interview pundits in the States have referred to as the “media moment of the games so far.”

South Africans accessing the BBC website wanting to watch the interview with the father of their newly minted national hero will receive nothing but the le clos farther bbc interviewfollowing message “Cannot play media. Sorry, this media is not available in your territory.”

For the International Olympics Committee the free Internet is not a place to cross borders or a showcase of international co-operation. It is a stumbling block in coining it (more than usual).

The BBC is not allowed, The Guardian reports, to broadcasting “anything online outside the UK from the Olympic Park or other Olympic venues.” That includes radio shows broadcast from these venues. Radio news content broadcast by the BBC from these venues wereblacked out to its global audience and was only reinstated after a late agreement was reached with the IOC.

The late deal doesn’t help South Africans wanting to see the TV interview with le Clos’s farther. It raises a number of questions that goes to the heart of what it means to be a media player in the digital era.

In a media environment which doesn’t abide by borders, unless you are stuck on the wrong side of one in places like China, Iran and North Korea, can you justify excluding huge sections of your audience, and how will they react if you do so? To what extent will you undo goodwill to your media brand if you block news content on the free Internet? And what is the point if you know your content will keep popping up on other sites (like here) who will gain from your content simply because you would not host it on your own website?

The rights agreements the IOC forces on broadcasters haven’t evolved with the emergence of the Internet except to become ever more restrictive – in line with the overall culture of the IOC which seems to become less and less democratic or transparent with every passing year.

The BBC is not a UK media brand. It’s a global news brand. Or so I thought. The IOC restrictions imposed on the digital environment once again shows a radical shift away from the founding principles of the global internet to one increasingly controlled by corporations and governments, including many democratic ones, uncomfortable with the free access to information it grants to a broad mass of society.

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The Gate Keeper (Chapter 9: In which situations don’t quite pan out)

by Andrew Miller TBW Smith Jones Wallace Broadbent and Ndimande is an agency in crisis. Their ‘basket of boutique services’ strategy has bombed. Only a massive new project can keep the doors open – all eyes are now on the corporate tent at Mangaung. Far in the background, an emergency replacement executive PA with decades of experience makes important decisions. Interns rise, board members take unexpected steps and things begin to change…

Prospects of romance recede all round while a foot bleeds and a white boy ponders the absence of venac in his life…

The Gate Keeper (Chapter 9: In which situations don’t quite pan out)

He was surprised, intrigued and yes, a little disappointed to note that the fresh young one had chosen not to overnight at The Cradle Five Star Accommodation within the Springbok Lodge conference venue. No one, in fact, from the strat team had chosen to overnight, which, again, He found strange. They would be getting up at three in morning to make the 7:30 start time. All of which left Him swimming through the lush facilities alone for the entire night. He flashed a sophisticated smile at the waitress – who ducked neatly and professionally – and ordered another whiskey. Sometimes you just couldn’t tell.

He spent as much time as He could at the restaurant, forcing the Chef out the kitchen for a chat and generally intimidating the help by interrogating them as to their Mandela Day activities, and then stumbled off to His room, where he flicked through the channels and the mini bar until He passed out with the remote on his chest and His glass broken in pieces on the floor.

It was in considerable discomfort that He watched them all clop awkwardly over the lush grass to the Breakfast Boma the next morning. He had bled profusely after standing on the debris of the night before. The sight of his own blood made him bellow like a baby at the maids, and eventually a barely contained manager, patched Him up and now, just as the pain was moprhing into a steady throb, here they came, Isaac Ndimande at the head, leading them like rugby forwards into battle. He sighed, and recalibrated. This wasn’t going to be the meeting He had hoped for.

Isaac Ndimande was incensed, and sleep deprived. The coffee wasn’t good enough to make up for the early start and the little runt was seriously, seriously getting to him. More than the runt himself, what really burned was the fact that TBW Smith Jones Wallace Broadbent and Ndimande’s fate rested  squarely in His hands. Mangaung was just weeks away now and if He didn’t bring the pot of gold back in that stupid car of his it was over. Isaac himself may be out of work.

“Look, let’s get this straight,” Isaac Ndimande launched into attack as the last bottom hit its padded seat. “I appreciate that this is an important project and we need to get it right – we all know that – but we also need to be productive. I’m not sure venues like this are cost effective or deliver the creative benefits to justify the hassle. Next time can we please just use the boardroom at the office.”

The table coughed nervously.

“Right, I’ve said my piece. Let’s get going. Who’s first?”

Dear Diary

Oh it’s so peaceful today. I know I shouldn’t relish it like I do but I love these travelling sessions of theirs. It’s the first time I’ve been able to breathe in weeks. I’ve tidied my desk. I’ve made coffee for myself. I’ve read AdVantage. It feels like I might even be ready for the next two months.

I do hope Vati gets it right today. This is her break, all she has to do is keep a straight face and she’s in.

Anyway, I keep seeing glimpses of Tim Broadbent around the place. Typically though, we just can’t seem to get it together to have a proper chat. Maybe it’s just the force of the thing – like when you flip two magnets against each other.

Anyway, more later. I’ m going out for lunch.

Back at the TBWSJWBN creative commons Simon Shone stared at Vati’s now vacated desk space. If he wasn’t so angry at her sudden elevation he would have admitted to himself that he kinda missed her. In some ways it was good to have a young black person around. It made him feel South African. Now there was just him and Phil and things were right back the way they had always been.

Unfair, he concluded, and kicked a petulant heel at Vati’s old chair. Phil glanced up, took stock of Simon’s state, and looked back down again.

If Vati was around, Simon rambled on inside his head, he would be able to ask her how to say click here to enter in venac. But she wasn’t. So he couldn’t.  

Part 1 -9. Part 10: August 8th.
Author: Andrew Miller Illustrator: Lebohang Goge

Charl Thom tackles current agency compensation models – “we need to move from cost to value”

by Charl Thom, Group MD, FoxP2 To date the advertising industry has still not figured out the perfect compensation model. One that ensures the agency is paid correctly, and in proportion to the value of the work it delivers for a brand, rather than just the time it took to deliver the work.

Right now an idea or campaign that turns around the fortunes of a brand and business would more often than not cost exactly the same as an idea or campaign that has had zero effect on a brand’s equity or sales. The opposite of that also holds true.

This is because in most cases the model is based on compensating an agency for a pre-agreed amount of marked up hours and the hard cost attributed to the work, not the actual value created, or in many cases, the actual quality of the creative work.

Why is this?

Well, even though the effect and efficiency of all forms of advertising has become infinitely more measureable since John Wanamaker uttered those now famous words around the turn of the 19th century “Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half” there are still too many variables to make performance measurement of our work a perfect science.

Certain parts of campaigns, most notably the work we do in the digital channel, have become more accurately measurable. However, we mostly work across multiple channels with varying degrees of measurability and various measurement methodologies, and these channels all work synergistically to contribute to brand performance, along with many other touch-points that we have no control over.

It’s not a new problem. Earlier this year, Lee Clow, an industry veteran and legend, shared his view on agency compensation, something he’s grappled with for forty years.

While some of us may argue Mr Clow is getting somewhat long in the tooth, he makes some good points. What he doesn’t do however is offer up a solution. The reason for this, I believe, is because there is no silver bullet, no one size fits all solution to the compensation model question.

Tailor-made partnerships and individual compensation models negotiated with each of your clients requires you to be as creative as the work you will ultimately produce.

For one particular client we have delivered everything from above the line TV commercials and infomercials, to digital campaigns, to helping with the office design and layout. We are a part of their business brains-trust and play a meaningful role in shaping the direction of the company, along with CEO and his board, to ensure that they remain a part of popular culture through a relevant brand that generates sales. For another client, we delivered a corporate identity to help them introduce their fledgling company to the world. It varies so vastly and dramatically that a single compensation model was never going to do the trick.

Here are some thoughts on creating tailor-made agency compensation models that will hopefully help to move them closer to the ideal:

1) As a marketer, there are many ways to gauge the quality of an agency long before the first credentials presentation takes place. Look for consistent delivery of quality work and results in their existing partnerships. Great creative and business solutions that deliver tangible bottom-line results is a rare commodity, but you’ll know it when you see it (see my piece on the value of creativity).

Just like commercial film directors fall into A, B and C grade categories (creating a formal system for this remains a can of worms worth opening), so marketers should grade their prospective agencies, and expect them to be compensated in-line with this grading for the value that they will deliver.

Such a grading system is not without its complications, but it’s a necessary tool when assessing potential partners, because they are not created equal. To use an extreme example from the creative world of music, U2 and The Blarney Brothers are both bands, both Irish, and both could potentially sing Danny Boy at your wedding, but the price tag will differ.

As Lee Clow quite rightly points out, some agencies are simply better than others, and their people consistently deliver value that far outweighs the extra expense of a premium price tag. Whilst most marketers recognize this, many procurement departments don’t, and this part of the process is often handed over to them. Procurement officials have to be educated that they cannot procure an agency partner in the same way that they procure company stationary.

2)  Ensure your agency partner has skin in the game. Some marketers express a fear that a retainer based model will make the agency lazy, because they mostly get paid regardless of the work that they do. It’s my view that you have bigger problems if you’ve chosen an agency partner that causes such concerns (see some of my thoughts on choosing an agency partner), but that aside, there are more relevant and exciting compensation models than a pure cost plus retainer model.

It’s basic human nature that even the most motivated individual or organization will stretch themselves even further beyond the call of duty if they are incentivised to do so in some shape or form. Essentially, the agency’s remuneration should be linked to the upside of the brand or business performance, but there are three factors to be considered here.

Firstly, this shouldn’t simply be an opportunity for the agency to earn what it would have earned under a normal cost plus retainer model, there needs to be the potential to earn various levels of meaningful upside reward if the work delivers significant value to the brand.

Secondly – this can only work if the potential value created is inextricably linked to the work on a number of different levels. The value of the agency’s work must be measurable and not be eroded by other touch points. No matter how ingenious that mobile app or television commercial the agency created, its value can be destroyed in a matter of seconds by an unhelpful sales rep, service consultant or check in agent. Who hasn’t had a run in at our national airline’s check in desk?

Lastly, the agency must have real input in the work that is approved and created, and need to be partners to the extent that they have a meaningful vote in the decision making process. Their livelihood literally depends on it. Not every brand is ready for this kind of partnership and it is often more suited when the two partners have worked together for long enough to earn each other’s trust.

3)  Aim to work towards a value-based model that links residual compensation to the ongoing value creation delivered by an idea, especially if you work with an agency that is a true long-term partner in your business. It is, in my view, the holy-grail of tailor-made compensation models but will only be feasible in a number of cases where it allows brand and agency to share in the value created by an idea, in whichever form it is ultimately expressed. Again, how this value is created and measured will be uniquely different in each partnership.

However the final model looks, it needs to be clear and realistically measurable at all times. At the end of the day, the biggest challenge still remains, and always will remain, to make a brand’s voice heard in a meaningful and engaging way that delivers genuine results. This requires an insight-based creative idea, and as well all know, these are not created equal, and nor should they cost the same.

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Letter from NY: “I despise the research of advertising” — Matthew Bull

by Matthew Bull (@StixBull) I despise the research of advertising. An open letter.

A letter from New York.

Look, let me not sit on the fence here.  I despise the research of advertising, particularly at conceptual stage.  It brings nothing but vanilla to the table.

I’ve just sat through the research debrief on a new campaign of ours in which they basically told us to leave the lines of the print and digital matthew_bullwork as they were, but take out the person delivering them.  The fact that person was openly gay – therefore stimulating, interesting, progressive, controversial – seemed to be lost on them.

If research had its way we’d all be walking around minus our right brain and heart.

Whilst I can guarantee that the vast majority of agencies agree with my sentiments there are still some people that choose to defend the practice of this kind of research. My experience is it takes you away from anything that makes people in these research groups feel slightly uncomfortable.

So let’s firstly analyze those research group people – or more importantly, the situation they find themselves in.

I watched my son the other day be transformed from a lovely little boy sitting next to me into a wild animal dancing on the table.  As he’s too young to drink – I can only surmise that what prompted this was the arrival of a group of friends. Quite simply most people tend to perform in a crowd.

In a research group this manifests itself with people feeling the need to have a logical left brained opinion on the work presented to them (to appear clever).  In other words their reaction discounts the emotional essence of the work.  And we all know emotion is more powerful than logic.  They reveal only a small sample of their true self.

Secondly, advertising at its best is designed to capture people in a certain way – and by that I mean it is designed to reach them in a certain mindset and in a place where they will react spontaneously to it, with equal amounts logic and emotion.  I can guarantee a person watching a commercial that comes on during the Superbowl is in a very different frame of mind to a person eating the peanuts at a research group.

Thirdly, particularly with film and digital, you are asking people to take a huge visionary leap forward – imagining the power of cinematography and of actors’ performances (there’s a reason they call some actors wooden – they belong on storyboards).

It is, quite simply, a very unreal environment in which you are asking for real answers.  What possible guidance could you get out of that which would take you to a better place?

I have spent 20 odd years working with various people around the world to create advertising that creates desire amongst its target market.  By and large our successes have occurred when we charm them, entertain them, inform them, provoke them and stimulate them.  Of the work I am most proud of – work that has significantly altered the fortunes of a brand, company, person – none was researched, and if they were, the research was ignored (Stella Artois – “do NOT do this campaign” said Millwood Brown).

We all know why large organisations use research and we appreciate the need to ensure miserable failure is avoided at all costs.  But that’s why you have human resource departments which are vigorous in their pursuit, interrogation, seduction of the very best people – people who use their instincts and intellect to create wonderful products for people.  Including the product of advertising.

But, if you do not have faith in those you’ve chosen to do their jobs properly, then I suggest a serious analysis of the way we research ideas – the kind of people whose opinions we ask, and the environment we ask them in.  Research methodology has not changed one bit since I’ve been in the business.

And these are the guys who are supposed to help us innovate?

It’s time for change.  As usual.

Matthew Bull.

Matthew Bull (@StixBull) is a partner at The Bull-White House in New York. Before that, he served as chief creative officer/chairman of Lowe & Partners/Lowe Bull and chief creative officer at Lowe Worldwide. Matthew contributes the regular “Letter from New York” column to MarkLives.

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EXCLUSIVE: HiringBounty.com disrupts recruitment industry with social power

by Herman Manson (@marklives) I often receive emails from friends with links to job posts and a note that says “this will be perfect for you” (just in case your business goes belly-up or you actually want to afford that new car – though that part goes unsaid). Greg Schneider has launched a start-up that taps into networks of friends to bypass recruitment agents and crowd-source candidates for positions in the marketing and technology industries.

Schneider’s new recruitment platform, Hiringbounty.com, allows businesses to place recruitment positions on the site alongside a bounty. The hiringbountybounty, should a position be successfully filled, is paid out in thirds – 1/3 to HiringBounty, 1/3 to the person recommending the successful candidate and 1/3 to the person finally appointed.

So if the bounty next to the position says R5000 the cost to client is R5000 x 3. It pays HiringBounty and HiringBounty pays the other two parties. If you applied for the job without a recommendation from friend you are set to pocket the bounty x 2 (as referrer and successful candidate).

It incentivises friends who already know the skill sets of one another as well as important considerations such as culture fit and personality to recommend friends for jobs. It also incentivises candidates to throw their hat into the ring, since there is a cash pay-out for both themselves and their friends, should theirs be the successful application.

To cut out anybody thinking of job hopping and scoring cash that way an appointment needs to be in place for at least three months before any money gets paid out.

The venture is funded by a group of private investors accessed through incubator 42Engines. Quirk Labs CEO Rob Stokes helped Schneider access the incubator. “I’ve been very inspired by Silicon Cape and Rob’s role in this has also been incredibly valuable in helping to connect me with a number of key people and companies in the local start up space,” says Schneider.

Stokes says in his own experience recruitment agencies had offered little beyond them doing some footwork and delivering CVs. Being able to bypass them through a service like HiringBounty would be both cost effective and will probably deliver better candidates. Often the best candidates aren’t out there looking for jobs, but with friends recommending them for positions, they might be more open to apply for jobs they would not otherwise have known about, says Stokes.

Greg SchneiderThe service has already signed several companies as clients, including Woolworths, Groupon and World Wide Creative.

For clients using the service is a low risk proposition, as the referrer and the candidate is only paid out when a placement is successful, and they control the bounty they are willing to pay out. The bounty depends on the client and the position and currently ranges from R2000 (x3) to R10 000 (x3). Schneider says clients should expect to spend around 10% of the first annual salary for the position in question on a bounty which is still lower than most recruiters would charge.

Schneider was a Senior Account Manager at online reputation analyst firm BrandsEye. Before that he had completed a six month internship course at Quirk eMarketing.

Schneider says the idea for Hiringbounty.com came to him out of frustration with recruitment agents and how they targeted him for positions he was ill suited for. When one job offer that sounded very like it could be Quirk, where he was already employed, came to him through a recruitment agent he figured the market could do with some alternatives.

Sending relevant job openings to friends or out to contacts via social feeds like Twitter is nothing new. HiringBounty simply formalises the process and couples a reward to it. It is a simple but obvious strategy that utilises the power of the crowd to highlight individuals best suited for the job.

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Magazine covers we love (Olympic style)

MarkLives.com runs a regular slot featuring the best local and international magazine covers every week. We recognise well thought out, powerful and interesting (and hopefully all three in one) magazine covers and celebrate the mix of pragmatism, creativity and personal taste that created each of them. By media blogger MediaSlutZA.

 

Olympic 2012 fever is everywhere! I’ll definitely be watching the Opening Ceremony tonight, but until then, here’s an overload of Olympic-inspired covers…

Instead of writing about each cover I’ll just let the covers speak for themselves. This is just a personal selection, so if you want MORE Olympic-covers, make sure you click on the following Nas Capas links that will take to the best selection of Olympic-covers out there.

 INTERNATIONAL

Bloomberg Businessweek, 16 July 2012

Stylist, 25 July 2012

TIME, 30 July 2012

For more covers of this special TIME issue, click here.

LOCAL

My Tyd, 22 July 2012

 

My Tyd, 29 July 2012

Business Day Sport Monthly, August 2012

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Brand reinvention: Nintendo is about to lurch out of the tomb once more with Wii U GamePad

Nintendo is doing its own zombie act: coming back from the dead with the new Wii U, writes Arthur Goldstuck (@art2gee)

Are you prepared for the Zombie apocalypse? It’s a concept that has long been viral on the Internet, inspiring numerous guidebooks on how to prepare for both the day and night of the living dead. You can even explore a version of Google Maps adapted to show the level of likely zombie infestation across the globe, and highlighting resources like pharmacies, hardware stores and police stations, where you would find handy resources to help survive the undead onslaught. Medicine, guns, axes and baseball bats will be high on your shopping list.

Sadly, preparing for the apocalypse only by reading a map is like learning to drive using a mapbook. You also need on-the-job training.

Enter an unlikely ally: Nintendo. It is the old-timer of the gaming console industry, and rapidly falling behind Sony and Microsoft. These global Wii U GamePadgiants have brought the industry back to life, respectively, with a new version of the PlayStation Portable, called the Vita, and an add-on to the Xbox, the Kinect.

As a result, many have predicted the demise of Nintendo, which had stunned competitors a few years ago with the family-friendly Wii and Wii Fit, which turned a computer gaming device into a home gym. The combination took gaming out of the domain of the kids and nerds, and made it a family affair.

But “family-friendly” eventually becomes equated with “dull”. When Sony and Microsoft upped their game, so to speak, Nintendo sales took a dive.

Now, like the monster that wouldn’t die, Nintendo is about to lurch out of the tomb once more. In recent weeks, it began demonstrating prototypes of two new devices, the Wii U GamePad, and the 3DS XL.

The U is a handheld console not startlingly different to the PlayStation Vita at first sight, but with an edge. Unlike the competing devices, when you buy the U, you don’t have to throw out the old Wii. Instead, it complements it by acting as both a controller for the Wii, and offering a third person viewpoint of Wii action. In some games, it adds new layers, functioning as a diagnostic tool, weapon, or anything else the game designers conceive. And it is an independent portable gaming console in its own right.

The games demonstrated on the Wii U in Johannesburg were mostly of the family-friendly variety, filled with far-too-cute aliens and princesses. But there is an exception: Zombie U.

It is as dark, vicious and disturbing as you could wish in a zombie game. Playing on a big screen, you explore a burnt out shell of London, and a deserted Buckingham Palace. In a neat touch, one of the weapons you find is a cricket bat, underlining the cultural differences between killing zombies in the UK versus the USA.

The Wii U’s high-definition LCD touch-screen creates a second window into the game. While you are part of the action on the big screen, the U can scan the environment as well as dead bodies to detect tools, weapons and other shopping list items.

If someone wants to watch normal TV, the gamer can shift the action onto the U GamePad, and skulk off to kill the undead in private.

Mysteriously, the GamePad includes a camera. Nintendo is not yet revealing how it will be used, but it opens up new possibilities, like immersing your image directly into the action.

In other words, the U is far more than a useful training tool for taking out zombies. It also reveals that the evolution of gaming proceeds apace.

As if to underline that, Nintendo also announced a large new 3DS. Called the XL, for extra large, it retains the dual-screen format of the DS and 3DS, but with screens double the size. The main screen will provide higher definition 3D than its predecessor, and help set a new bar for immersiveness in games. It will be released in South Africa at the end of the July. while the U will hit the shelves in November, in time for the holiday season.

Around that time, Sony and Microsoft will wish the dead would just stay dead.

* Arthur Goldstuck heads up World Wide Worx (www.worldwideworx.com) and is editor-in-chief of Gadget. Follow him on Twitter on @art2gee. Reprinted from Gadget.

The Gate Keeper (Chapter 8: In which (more) plans are made)

by Andrew Miller TBW Smith Jones Wallace Broadbent and Ndimande is an agency in crisis. Their ‘basket of boutique services’ strategy has bombed. Only a massive new project can keep the doors open – all eyes are now on the corporate tent at Mangaung. Far in the background, an emergency replacement executive PA with decades of experience makes important decisions. Interns rise, board members take unexpected steps and things begin to change…

Junior creatives question the meaning of life, work and love, while the itern rises to a brand new work station…

Chapter 8

In which (more) plans are made

The TBW Smith Jones Wallace Broadbent and Ndimande Creative Commons was purposefully named to ‘leverage the open source nobility inherent in the phrase.’ The enforced colloquialisation of references to the agency’s open plan office space had been cooked up by one of those transient consultants, a man with a briefcase who billed a couple of a hundred grand and then buggered back off to whatever business school had spawned him. Fiscal leakage aside, many said the creative commons was his sole legacy – that all he had left the agency with, besides an enormous invoice, was the highly fanciful idea of a happy, confident mutually beneficial zone creativity.

In reality, the agency’s creative commons was a sprawl of dirty brown carpeting on which sat a jagged series of open plan fractals, each little cluster of desks representing project teams who, when viewed from on high, appeared to be chasing each other in slow motion across the floor, like those rocks in the desert that never move but nonetheless blaze suspicious trails through the sand.

Simon Shone was thinking about all this as he leaned theatrically back in his chair. He was also debating internally how Vati had slipped into the exec strategy sessions so easily. He also wondered if he finally had clinical tinnitus from too much time inside the Sennheisers and, if that was the case, whether visiting a doctor would do any good. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, he was also chewing over how it came to be that he had spent over seventy percent of his 20s working on the same chewing gum brand.

No one at Boston City Campus had ever even mentioned the idea of specialisation. It wasn’t a concept he had understood even as recently as two years ago. When they promoted him he assumed the jump would involve a shift away, toward anything, bottled water even. How was he to know better when he had no idea? How was he supposed to understand just how ominous that smile from the old board dude really was when they shook hands? Simon thought the geezer’s babbles about specialisation were in the past tense – but no, they were real, and immediate. Chewing gum was his eternal, specialised fate.

He scrolled through Biz Community as unobtrusively as possible. Sure, they said no one was hiring any more, but he was willing to take a cut – a heavy cut even – to find some kind of change.

“Sorry,” Mama E whacked his shoulder with an industrial sized binder. The shock of it nearly spat him out of his spring loaded office chair. “Two things,” she gave him the beady eye, rolling straight over his yelps.

“He would like to move the pitch review for the chewing gum forward by a day – which means your presentation is at 9:00am tomorrow morning. And second,” Mama E shifted inside her colourful tent wraps, inching imperceptibly towards Vati’s desk space. “Vatiswa will be required on the Mangaung project on a permanent basis for the next three months. Please tell her to come and see me whenever you see her. We need to make arrangements to extend her internship contract and to find her working space in a different part of the commons.”

Mama E glided back from whence she came, casting her head slowly left and right in a matriarchal fashion. Heads stayed down as her shadow passed, then lifted and twittered like excited advertising starlings.

Simon Shone swore in a disgusting manner and cursed the entire female species. He was tired of advertising. He was tired of chewing gum, teenagers, hip hop dancing and threading SMS prompts into a compelling IVR experience. Most of all he was tired of being over looked. For these reasons he decided it was time to thread lead into his soul, a process which would begin in his dealings with little Vatiswa.

Phil the graphic designer, sensing unusual vibrations in the desk he shared with Simon, looked up hopefully. Instead of a glimpse of Vati’s receding ankle, or, even better, her actual face, his eyes locked into those of Simon Shone. Phil shuddered. There was a metaphysical compromise somewhere deep in his colleague he would never understand.

Part 1 -7. Part 9: August 1st.
Author: Andrew Miller Illustrator: Lebohang Goge

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