The first bladder friendly film festival

Alfred Hitchcock said: “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” This quote was the  inspiration for the last campaign for MECAL – the  Barcelona Short Film Festival. From now on, the first bladder friendly film festival.


The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Advertising Agency: Atletico International, Barcelona, Spain
Agency website: http://www.atleticointernational.com
Art Director: Héctor Vilar, Cristina Mascort
Copywriter: Alberto García Orte, Marc Sánchez, Marta Caseny.
Production Company: Garage Films
Director: Bungalow
Print: Vice Magazine Spain

Subversive, tongue-in cheek t-shirt range from IF THE TSHIRT FITS WEAR IT

MarkLives just received this promo-mailer from IF THE TSHIRT FITS WEAR IT for its The International Range.

Some people just ask to be taken the mickey out of.

Please note, there are no FIFA logos anywhere on these t-shirts.

Available in Chinese, Afrikaans, Hebrew and Arabic. Soon available in Greek, Ethiopian, German and Gayle.

Wimpy, ASA tells vegetarians they shouldn’t be taken seriously

The Advertising Standards Authority of South Africa recently ruled that “There was no evidence, before the Directorate, that the use of the word vegetarian is regulated or should be used in a certain way.” Uhm, ok. This is our advertising watch dog refusing to admit that use of the word ‘vegetarian’ requires to regulation in advertising.

Wimpy 'vegetarian option'The ruling was made in a case where a consumer lodged a complaint against a Wimpy menu containing the words “Remove the meat for a vegetarian option.” For this ‘vegetarian’ meal Wimpy happily fried onions on the same grill its uses to cook its meat.

I’m the first to accept that vegetarians should probably avoid burger joints over mealtimes but this doesn’t change the fact that the self same vegetarian should not be promised and sold items the kitchen cannot deliver.

The complainant contended that the “onions are fried on the same grill as meat and the onions become contaminated by the meat. If onions are served in a dish which is described as “vegetarian friendly” then the public will be misled.” This makes sense even to a no-vegetarian.

Wimpy countered that “it is correct that the onions in question are fried on the same grill as various meat and chicken products after the grill has been scraped to remove residue. The complainant has not made reference as to what contamination in issue could be. There is only an implied assumption that there is any contamination at all. To give credence to the complaint, it was submitted (by Wimpy) that the complainant should be required to provide scientific evidence to the situation which she alleges exist.”

Nice one – get Jane Public to hire a lab to test the onion rings on her burger or bugger off. We’ve entered an age of two way engagement with consumers and brands that care. Yeah right. Scraping meat residue of the grill (if it actually happens) doesn’t make a vegetarian option.

Wimpy goes as far as stating that “the advertisement simply means that the menu item has the qualities, disposition or characteristics of a vegetarian item. It is not exclusively vegetarian otherwise the advertisement might simply say ‘vegetarian’.”

ASA says that the Department of Health has in the past indicated that currently no South African regulations exist that make provision for vegetarian claims. That would be because it’s a matter for consumer watchdogs rather than government departments.

A little digging around shows that in the UK the The Food Standards Agency acknowledges that there is no legal definition for the terms ‘vegetarian’ or ‘vegan’ anywhere in Europe either. It still manages to put out guidelines which seems to set a good standard and which the ASA and Wimpy are welcome to view here for free and gratis. These guidelines clearly state that “Manufacturers, retailers and caterers should be able to demonstrate that foods presented as ‘vegetarian’ or ‘vegan’ have not been contaminated with non-vegetarian or non-vegan foods during storage, preparation, cooking or display.”

It’s a slap in the face for vegetarians not to mention those of us who have to live with them and will now be forced to skip that Wimpy coffee in solidarity.

ProJourn supports walk outs

Press statement: The Professional Journalists’ Association condemns ANC Youth League (ANCYL) president Julius Malema’s recent inexcusable behaviour towards BBC journalist Jonah Fisher, whom he had evicted from a news conference, calling him “a bastard” and “a bloody agent”. [Watch the video here]

The Association further strongly condemns the continued ill-treatment of the media by figures in the ANCYL, including its spokesperson Floyd Shivambu, and is concerned that fellow journalists stood by while Fisher was evicted. The Association calls on its colleagues in the media to be vigilant, and to show solidarity with peers who are subjected to abuse and intimidation by taking a firm stand against such behaviour. ProJourn supports the National Press Club’s call for journalists to walk out if such behaviour is repeated at any conference held by any organisation.

Malema’s conduct is an affront to media freedom and undermines journalists’ right to receive and impart information as enshrined in South Africa’s Constitution. The actions of the Youth League president are an attempt to intimidate the media, to prevent them from asking uncomfortable questions or expressing views which differ from those of his organisation.

Malema’s actions also fly in the face of President Jacob Zuma’s condemnation of the Youth League’s intimidation tactics, which included threats to reveal personal information about journalists’ lives (a matter which is ongoing). ProJourn calls upon President Zuma to take a stand in this matter, and demonstrate the maturity of leadership this country needs by taking Malema to task, and ensuring his behaviour is not repeated.

>> Hear hear, says MarkLives.

Where are tourists going when not watching the football?

With soccer fans getting ready for the 10 + 10 and 20 – 10 (eeeek!) You Know What. They won’t only be watching soccer – they will also be exploring South African tourist sites. Google has released data on what key-words tourists are searching using its engine.

Most globally popular (or searched for?) tourist sites in South Africa in 2010
Ranking / Tourist Site
1. Kruger National Park
2. The Garden Route
3. Wild Coast
4. Robben Island
5. Cape Peninsula
6. Blyde River Canyon
7. Cape Winelands
8. Durban Beachfront
9. Mandela House
10. Apartheid Museum

Top countries searching for ‘South Africa tourism’ in the past year
Ranking / Searching Country
1. India
2. United Kingdom
3. United States
4. Germany
5. Zimbabwe

Top You Know What ticket buying countries (according to the Local Organising Committee)
Ranking / Country
1. United States
2. United Kingdom
3. Germany
4. Australia
5. Brazil

Source: Google

Social networking secures place on the mobile web

Opera Mini, the mobile web browser, has released its monthly State of the Mobile Web report for the month of February 2010. Opera Mini had over 50.5 million users who viewed 22 billion pages in February. Here is a snapshot of the Opera Mini’s South African market:

* Page-view growth since February 2009: 199.4%
* Unique-user growth since February 2009: 148.7%
* Page views per user: 318
* Data transferred per user (MB): 4
* Data transferred per page view (KB): 11

Top 10 sites in South Africa (unique users)
1. facebook.com (social networking)
2. google.com (search)
3. mxit.com (social networking)
4. wikipedia.org (reference)
5. my.opera.com  (social networking)
6. zamob.com (7) (entertainment)
7. yahoo.com (6) (search)
8. getjar.com (entertainment)
9. peperonity.com (back on the list) (social networking, entertainment)
10. twitter.com (9) (social networking)

Top handsets for February 2010

1. Nokia 5130 XpressMusic
2. Samsung SGH-E250
3. LG KS360
4. Nokia 2700c
5. Nokia 5000d
6. Samsung GT-S5233A
7. Samsung SGH-D900i
8. Samsung SGH-M620
9. Nokia 7100s
10. Nokia 6300

Source: State of the Mobile Web

Samsung responds to greenwashing story

Samsung has issued a press statement responding to my story that it had been caught misrepresenting its eco credentials to South African consumers.

Samsung remains committed to environment-friendly practices

26 March 2010

Samsung Electronics South Africa (Pty) Ltd  has noted the recent ruling by the Advertising Standards Authority of South Africa (ASA) and believes that the ASA has adopted a different interpretation to what was intended.

Samsung denies attempting to mislead consumers on its environmental credentials. The awards highlighted in the brochure in question were awarded to Samsung as an organisation and not to one individual division. It serves as a global statement and recognition of  Samsung’s commitment to innovation and design of environmentally friendly products.

Samsung believes the messages communicated are clear and consistent and as an organisation does not feel that it is misleading in any way. Herman Manson, in a recent article on the issue in Bizcommunity correctly noted that the eco-labels in question were awarded to a limited number of Samsung home appliances.

Samsung will ensure to be mindful of the interpretation of the ASA when devising future campaigns.

Samsung Electronics makes a consistent effort to develop environment-friendly products that minimise the negative impacts on the environment in every aspect of its products, from raw material procurement, production, transportation, usage and final disposal. Concerns for the environment are at the core of each product development. Samsung’s environment-friendly technologies and recycling programmes have received global approval, receiving well-known awards and recognitions worldwide.

A place in the sun on one of those ‘Best and Kindest and We don’t Suck at All’ lists

BizCommunity.com just published a story of mine relating how Samsung was caught out green washing its environmental credentials. The final, slightly more colourful, unedited paragraph of the story is republished here:

Going green, being sustainable, being a good corporate citizen. Today corporations attempt to present themselves as all these. A couple of grand will get you onto those “Best and Kindest and We don’t Suck at All” lists or those “Most Admired and WOW we gave ten grand to an orphanage gosh” lists. It could even get you onto those  “Top Most Lovely and Incredible and Awesome” lists or those “This is NOT about the Marketing Directors Ego” lists. In truth it seems it is often business as usual for most large organisations. How long clever marketing campaigns will allow companies to go on pretending is an open question. The Internet and social media means closer examination of these messages by consumers. If you get caught good luck rebuilding your ‘green’ reputation.

Because sometimes less is less fun. Yeah.

Update: 16:33 LG fridges: life’s not so good. Thanks @phillipdewet

Kulula answers FIFA with new ad

kulula answers FIFAKulula ad agency King James chose to respond to FIFAs’ legal threats with another tongue-in-cheek ad that is running in the Sunday papers today.

The ad looks similar to the original that caused FIFA and its lawyers to lose their sense of humour over the use of, amongst other things, the national flag, footballs and vuvuzelas in, gulp, combination.

The new ad, headlined Not Next Year, Not This Year, But somewhere in between (avoiding reference to 2010) replaces the image of a stadium with a rather similar looking image of the Storms River suspension bridge. Footballs are replaced with rugby balls, snooker balls and even glitter balls. Vuvuzelas definitely become golf tees. The national flag, apparently trademarked by FIFA, might be a beach towel (or not). Then there is the ‘short sighted baby’ in the right hand corner which represent Who knows Who!

It pokes fun at FIFAdiots. But it will probably fly over the heads of FIFA official dom like a green jet plane.

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