Dumb ways to die #adlandedition
[Satire] With apologies to Tangerine Kitty and Metro Trains. By Anonymous
Set fire to your junior team
Make fools of your peers
Think they are dumber than bears
Spit out your medicine all over The Star
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Poke your fans with a fork
Don’t enter legitimate work
High five your client mates
Then tell them it’s gonna grate
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Promote a new campaign that hasn’t flied
Pretend you gonna give kids a brand new ride
Forget we can Google Uganda
Yoh, go sing with Patrice Wilson’s Panda!
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Think your fellow judges are just pets
They’ll sell both your kidneys on the Interwebs
Forget YouTube sticks like superglue
I wonder, what’s this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Give doing good a bad name this awards season
Drop our calls for no good reason
Get off the train at Mannenberg station
Flip the bird to a blue light brigade
Create another #loeriesgate
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
